Quote of the Day: George Burns

"Gracie was supposed to be the straight woman. The first night we had 40 people out front and they didn't laugh at one of my jokes, but every time Gracie asked me a question they fell out of their seats. So I made her the comic and the act was a hit from that moment on. That was the beginning of Burns and Allen."

--- George Burns [On how his act with Gracie Allen began in Vaudeville]